A young woman awoke in her room. To her, it was just an ordinary day.
But little did she know that today was a day of destiny.
“Wh… it’s a WHAT?!”, she exclaimed, rubbing her eyes. “No, no, no, I want NO part in this!”
so I just realized: “country bumpkin” as in
you bump your kin
as in it is a slur that implies incest
and that said person is defunct as a result of inbreeding
1560–70; < Middle Dutch bommekijn little barrel, equivalent to boom beam + -kijn -kin
An unsophisticated person. Not very intellegent or interested in culture.
Generally refers to someone living in a rural area.
Bumpkin is a derivative of bum, “the rear end. It may come from either the Middle Dutch word bommekijn, “ a little barrel,” or the Flemish word boomken, “shrub” Such a person may easily have been compared to a block of wood;
im so high right now
“hahahah i cant play guitar”
len you’re not even playing it
a nightmare come true
no NO NO N O NO N O NO NO NONONONONONO NO N ON O NO NO NO OH MY GOD NO
It’s a good thing I don’t even watch his stuff at all—
is it too late to start crowing like a rooster
also I find it funny how we went to bed at the same time and then promptly both overslept