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vgperson:

A young woman awoke in her room. To her, it was just an ordinary day.
But little did she know that today was a day of destiny.
“Wh… it’s a WHAT?!”, she exclaimed, rubbing her eyes. “No, no, no, I want NO part in this!”

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homoeroticsubtextu:

so I just realized: “country bumpkin” as in

you bump your kin

as in it is a slur that implies incest

and that said person is defunct as a result of inbreeding

Origin: 
1560–70;  < Middle Dutch bommekijn  little barrel, equivalent to boom beam  + -kijn -kin 

bumpkin 

"awkward country fellow,” 1560s, probably from M.Du. bommekijn "little barrel,” dim. of boom "tree." Apparently, though itself Dutch, it began as a derogatory reference to Dutch people as short and dumpy.

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/bumpkin 


An unsophisticated person. Not very intellegent or interested in culture. 

Generally refers to someone living in a rural area. 


Bumpkin is a derivative of bum, “the rear end. It may come from either the Middle Dutch word bommekijn, “ a little barrel,” or the Flemish word boomken, “shrub” Such a person may easily have been compared to a block of wood;
 
It&#8217;s been fun&#8212;

It’s been fun—

chinad011:

adrimnzr:

banshee-strikes:

im so high right now

“hahahah i cant play guitar”

len you’re not even playing it

chinad011:

adrimnzr:

banshee-strikes:

im so high right now

“hahahah i cant play guitar”

len you’re not even playing it

tamayomeri:

chamaow:

a nightmare come true

no NO NO N O NO N O NO NO NONONONONONO NO N ON O NO NO  NO OH MY GOD NO 

It&#8217;s a good thing I don&#8217;t even watch his stuff at all&#8212;

tamayomeri:

chamaow:

a nightmare come true

no NO NO N O NO N O NO NO NONONONONONO NO N ON O NO NO  NO OH MY GOD NO 

It’s a good thing I don’t even watch his stuff at all—

Overslept…

tamayomeri:

nopantsnight:

is it too late to start crowing like a rooster 

CROWing

also I find it funny how we went to bed at the same time and then promptly both overslept 

Nice legs